O hoard\u0103 de m\u0103m\u0103ru\u021be se apropie de plaiurile noastre mioritice. Viezurii s-au preg\u0103tit, au intrat \u00een bunc\u0103re, \u0219i-au luat arsenalul \u0219i acum a\u0219teapt\u0103 Marea B\u0103t\u0103lie de la Sibiu.<\/p>\n
M\u0103m\u0103ru\u021bele se apropie \u00eencet, \u00eencet. Dorin\u021ba lor e de a pune sf\u00e2r\u0219it lini\u0219tii \u0219i p\u0103cii care domne\u0219te peste t\u0103r\u00e2mul nostru!!! Pentru asta, s-au preg\u0103tit bine. Toate \u0219i-au regenerat mana, \u0219i acum \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 penetreze ap\u0103r\u0103rile noastre viezure\u0219ti folosindu-se de a lor magie neagr\u0103 (ro\u0219u cu negru).<\/p>\n
Plaiurile verzi se \u00eenro\u0219esc, Valea Oltului se \u00eemple de \u00eembinarea de m\u0103m\u0103ru\u021be ninja \u0219i hovercraft. “La ataaac!”, zice Kai H\u0103rm\u0103ru\u021b\u0103, liderul spiritual al m\u0103m\u0103ru\u021belor – fo\u0219nete asurzitoare se apropie de zona Real.<\/p>\n
Mai \u00eent\u00e2i au m\u00e2ncat la KFC (c\u0103 e bun, \u0219i regenereaz\u0103 mana). Apoi s-au n\u0103pustit peste ai no\u0219tri viezuri ciufuli\u021bi, care folosind RAILGUN-uri \u021binteau \u0219i eliminau amenin\u021barea cu buline.<\/p>\n
\u00cen ap\u0103rarea Sibiului s-au al\u0103turat pinguinii, \u0219i apoi, pe r\u00e2nd, Ordinele de Veveri\u021be. M\u0103m\u0103ru\u021bele avansau, cucerind bloc dup\u0103 bloc; viezurii \u0219i pinguinii sufereau pierderi imense. Veveri\u021bele lunetiste \u00eencercau s\u0103 sperie atacatorii de la distan\u021b\u0103, dar num\u0103rul lor redus era un mare impediment pentru a asigura victoria.<\/p>\n
M\u0103m\u0103ru\u021bele au avansat mult, \u00eens\u0103 au dat de primul lor inamic adev\u0103rat: Raptorii. Erau de-\u0103ia din specia insectivor\u0103, \u0219i cu imunitatea lor la Magie Neagr\u0103, au reu\u0219it s\u0103 devoreze \u00eencet \u00eencet m\u0103m\u0103ru\u021bele.<\/p>\n
Cele care au sc\u0103pat au mai trecut o dat\u0103 pe la KFC, \u0219i apoi au fugit cu coada \u00eentre picioare.<\/p>\n
Farewell.<\/p>\n
—–<\/p>\n
F.A.Q<\/p>\n
Q: De ce m\u0103m\u0103ru\u021be?<\/p>\n
A: Pentru c\u0103 au multe diacritice.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Q: Ce magie neagr\u0103?<\/p>\n
A: M\u0103m\u0103ru\u021bisch Lightning Bolt.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Q: De ce veveri\u021be?<\/p>\n
A: Au m\u0103car o diacritic\u0103.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
Q: De ce raptori insectivori?<\/p>\n
A: Pentru c\u0103 \u0103ia erbivori sau cei carnivori nu erau imuni la magie neagr\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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