{"id":52,"date":"2010-02-03T12:23:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T12:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/chrthedarkdream.wordpress.com\/2010\/02\/03\/postare-aniversara"},"modified":"2010-02-03T12:23:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T12:23:00","slug":"postare-aniversara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sopa.ro\/index.php\/2010\/02\/03\/postare-aniversara\/","title":{"rendered":"Postare Aniversar\u0103!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Blogul meu mi-a spus s\u0103 v\u0103 transmit acest comunicat oficial din partea lui:<\/p>\n<p style=\"background-color:#0a0a0a;color:#ffff00;border:1px solid #555555;padding:3px;font-size:90%;font-family:lucida console, courier new;\">Quote from Blog:<br \/>Salut tuturor! M\u0103 numesc Blogu&#8217; lu&#8217; Pingu&#8217; \u0103la \u0219i azi, fix azi, 3.02.2010, \u00eemplinesc UN AN DE EXISTEN\u021a\u0102!<\/p>\n<p>Deci, da, b\u0103, dreaq s-ar fi g\u00e2ndit, am un blog pe care chiar postez porc\u0103rii de UN AN!!! Dac\u0103 c\u00e2nd l-am f\u0103cut, cu scopul de a vedea c\u00e2t po\u021bi customiza un saitule\u021bz, mi-ai fi spus c\u0103 o s\u0103 postez chestii dubioase \u0219i dup\u0103 un an de la \u00eenfiin\u021bare, a\u0219 fi zis c\u0103 ai un creier cu entropie mic\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, iote c\u0103 acel lucru s-ar fi dovedit fals (well, cel pu\u021bin pentru unii). \u00centr-un an de zile, iat\u0103 ce a reu\u0219it s\u0103 acopere acest simplu blogule\u021b:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>A reu\u0219it s\u0103 scrie 105 posturi (a\u0219a scrie el la informa\u021bii, de\u0219i dac\u0103 calculez manual d\u0103 98&#8230; Well, probabil am c\u00e2teva post\u0103ri nefinisate \u0219i nu le-am plantat, whatever)<\/li>\n<li>V-a dat nenum\u0103rate chestiuni matematice \u0219i progamatorice (c\u00e2teva acolo)<\/li>\n<li>V-a \u021binut la curent cu ac\u021biunile Vulturilor Pasivi din Mi\u0219carea Eroziunii (a\u0219a e cunoscut\u0103 epoca aia acum)<\/li>\n<li>V-a dat un mic &#8216;insight&#8217; \u00eenspre lumea Pinguinilor \u0219i a Viezurilor Ciufuli\u021bi<\/li>\n<li>A f\u0103cut c\u00e2te un review din an \u00een pa\u0219ti<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Din 15 Iulie, de c\u00e2nd am f\u0103cut profil pe Google Analytics, avem:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>5,944 Visits<\/li>\n<li>9,428 Pageviews<\/li>\n<li>1,684 Visitors (Right, adic\u0103 1 user (eu, cine dreq cite\u0219te porc\u0103ria asta?) cu 1684 IP-uri diferite).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Cel mai vizitat post a fost <a href=\"http:\/\/penguin-lord.blogspot.com\/2009\/11\/bebelusi-morti-song-ce-erotic.html\">\u0103sta<\/a>. (pagina lui dedicat\u0103, c\u0103 doar majoritatea se citesc direct pe pagina principal\u0103)<\/p>\n<p>De pe google &#8212; Search sent 389 total visits via 170 keywords.<\/p>\n<p>Keywordurile cele mai INTERESANTE de pe care s-a ajuns la blogu&#8217; \u0103sta pe Google sunt:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>plozi in flacari<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (te miri?)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>agnostic definitie<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (lol?)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>eternal mourning daimonion<\/li>\n<li>accident adrian bildea <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (\u00eenc\u0103 o dat\u0103, hodin\u0103-se-n pace)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>blog ateu <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; ( rofl )<\/span><\/li>\n<li>sopa christian plozi in flacari <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (Cat de exact!)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>strange dream <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (come on&#8230;)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>parere artmania 2009 <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (Yep, mare review)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>setlist my dying bride artmania 2009 <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (da, tot pe acolo)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>26 minute melodia de la moonspell <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\">\u00a0&#8212;&#8212; (rofl, acum v\u0103d, wtf + nu, nu au nici o melodie de 26 minute)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>banc shostakovich <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (cum dreq, niciodat\u0103 nu am scris un banc cu shostakovich)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>blog auzi ce tare <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (da, aud de tare!!!)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>blog matlab<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (o, da, c\u00e2t\u0103 informa\u021bie pe blog, lol)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>caini woof<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (rofl again)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>ce este un viezure<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (well, sper c\u0103 \u0219i-a g\u0103sit r\u0103spunsul acestei \u00eentreb\u0103ri)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>ce se poate face cu cap trtactor <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (asta m-a dep\u0103\u0219it)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>cum postez o lista cu muzica pe blog<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  ( :-s )<\/span><\/li>\n<li>cum se numeste instrumentul recorder<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (bun\u0103 intrebare, nici eu nu \u0219tiu)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>deget vanat<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (Lol?)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>era o melodie in care tipa o fata<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (da, rar se v\u0103d de-\u0103lea)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>karaoke crestine melodii degeaba<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (no comment)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>nathan &#8216;flutebox&#8217; lee torrent <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (ROFL, well, era un post de-al lu&#8217; Ade&#8230; dar torrent?)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>ritualul de imperechere la vulturii plesuvi<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (haha)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>sa inceapa melodia in timp ce merge cealalta <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (Da, se pot deschide multiple Winamp Instances&#8230; sau crossfade, but that sucks)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>sad post blog<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (I like turtles!!!)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>scop in viata<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (Da, \u0219i eu am c\u0103utat unul, dar totu\u0219i nu pe Google)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>shaorma trupa <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (DA!!!)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>tg(sinx)<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (hm, interesant)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>tobe ieftine <span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212; (da, culmea c\u0103 m-a g\u0103sit pe mine care c\u0103utam la r\u00e2ndu&#8217; meu)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>you tube sunete de cucuvea<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (hm, cred c\u0103 fac ca ni\u0219te cucuvele pasive)<\/span><\/li>\n<li>youtube cluj coaie<span style=\"margin-left:30px;font-size:92%;color:yellow;\"> &#8212;&#8212;  (poate coaie arz\u00e2nde)<\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Ok, well, lista e mult mai lung\u0103 dec\u00e2t m\u0103 a\u0219teptam, \u0219i \u0219i a\u0219a am s\u0103rit peste unele cu &#8220;C\u00e2nd mai vine Cradle Of Filth \u00een Rom\u00e2nia&#8221; and stuff de genu&#8230; sau &#8220;tricou Moonspell&#8221;. Sunt chiar fascinat de&#8230; \u00een c\u00e2te queryuri dubioase se poate ajunge pe un blog&#8230; d&#8217;ap\u0103i dac\u0103 postam \u00een englez\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>Se pare c\u0103 cam a\u0219a st\u0103 treaca cu browserele [p.s. scuza\u021bi bugul, dar nu am reu\u0219it s\u0103 \u00eel fac s\u0103 scoat\u0103 spa\u021biul \u0103la de acolo!!!]:<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"5\"><\/p>\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td>Loc<\/td>\n<td>Browser<\/td>\n<td>Acces\u0103ri<\/td>\n<td>Adic\u0103<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>1.<\/td>\n<td>Firefox<\/td>\n<td>2,495<\/td>\n<td>41.96%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>2.<\/td>\n<td>Opera<\/td>\n<td>2,175<\/td>\n<td>36.58%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>3.<\/td>\n<td>Internet Explorer<\/td>\n<td>862<\/td>\n<td>14.50%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>4.<\/td>\n<td>Chrome<\/td>\n<td>308<\/td>\n<td>5.18%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<p><\/p>\n<tr>\n<td>5.<\/td>\n<td>Safari<\/td>\n<td>87<\/td>\n<td>1.46%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Uimitor! Pare-se c\u0103 blogu&#8217; meu e genu&#8217; pe care nu intr\u0103 oameni de-\u0103ia care folosesc Internet Shitplorer. Din p\u0103cate, lumea \u00eenc\u0103 nu folose\u0219te predominant browserul <a href=\"http:\/\/opera.com\/\">corect<\/a>. Las\u0103, o s\u0103 cre\u0219te\u021bi \u0219i voi mari \u0219i o s\u0103 fi\u021bi mai \u00een\u021belep\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Cam at\u00e2t mi s-a p\u0103rut interesant de pe Google Analytics&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Amu&#8217; s\u0103 v\u0103d \u0219i eu&#8230; Posturile cu cele mai multe commenturi:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/penguin-lord.blogspot.com\/2009\/05\/useless.html\">\u0102sta<\/a> (&#8220;useless&#8221;) (ironic nu?) &#8211; 13<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/penguin-lord.blogspot.com\/2009\/04\/postare-pascala.html\">\u0102sta<\/a> (&#8220;postare pascal\u0103&#8221;) &#8211; 10<\/li>\n<li>Multe la egalitate cu 8, nu le mai scriu c\u0103 mi-e lene.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>Well, ajunge cu statistici. S\u0103 ne bucur\u0103m \u0219i noi c\u0103 <a href=\"http:\/\/penguin-lord.blogspot.com\/2010\/01\/hoarda-de-mamarute.html\">hoarta de m\u0103m\u0103ru\u021be<\/a> a fost oprit\u0103 \u0219i c\u0103 din acest motiv, \u00eenc\u0103 mai tr\u0103im s\u0103 putem abera pe bloguri, sau s\u0103 citim ce porc\u0103rii scriu unii oameni c\u00e2nd se plictisesc.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e2n\u0103 atunci, s\u0103 \u00eei ur\u0103m La Mul\u021bi Ani, \u0219i s\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103torim cu mult\u0103 bere.<\/p>\n<p>Cheers,<\/p>\n<p>thine TRV-ly<\/p>\n<p>Chr aka thedarkdream!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i nu uita\u021bi:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/myspace.com\/thedarkdreamband\">Aeon Sun<\/a> (tre&#8217; s\u0103 fac alt profil da&#8217; mi-e lene)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/myspace.com\/onionheadband\">Onionhead<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Pinguinii isterici, viezurii ciufuli\u021bi, m\u0103m\u0103ru\u021bele (moarte), vulturii pasivi, eu, Gheorghe (prietenul meu imaginar) \u0219i Grigore (prietenul lui Gheorghe imaginar) v\u0103 binecuv\u00e2nteaz\u0103, \u0219i sper\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 vad\u0103 prin a noastr\u0103 biseric\u0103 (O pute\u021bi g\u0103si \u00een cur\u00e2nd).<\/p>\n<p>Cheers (again!)<\/p>\n<p>You will be assimilated. [ voiam s\u0103 am justificare s\u0103 pun tag-ul &#8220;BORG&#8221; ]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blogul meu mi-a spus s\u0103 v\u0103 transmit acest comunicat oficial din partea lui: Quote from Blog:Salut tuturor! M\u0103 numesc Blogu&#8217; lu&#8217; Pingu&#8217; \u0103la \u0219i azi, fix azi, 3.02.2010, \u00eemplinesc UN AN DE EXISTEN\u021a\u0102! Deci, da, b\u0103, dreaq s-ar fi g\u00e2ndit, am un blog pe care chiar postez porc\u0103rii de UN AN!!! 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